Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Letter to Romeo

Dear Romeo

Get over Juliet! You should be happy that you weren't executed (I mean you murdered some one and your not evan going to jail. This should really be a letter to verona government. How do they know you won't murder someone again? they're being far to lenient on you . If it was up to me I would have executed you , but back to you...). You can have a life without juliet, I mean for goodness sakes you've known her for less then a week! You can have a life outside of verona. It may take some getting use to but anything is better then death. Based on your previous actions you should fall in love with another random girl in a matter of days. I mean you got over Rosoline quick enough. You got married to Juliet after 3 days . You don't really know anything about her . You just like her because she's pretty and because you can't have her. If when you met she was anything but a capulet you probably wouldn't have given her a second thought, but since you were directly told you couldn't be with her you decided you were madly in love just to be contradictory. I'm sorry if this sounds harsh but believe me I'm going easy on you . Just move on and start a new life. Don't do anything stupid like commit suicide over her, but based on what I know about you you'll probably kill yourself over her just to spite me. Well thats my advice take it or leave it.

Sincerely Zoe.